My dumb ass thought this was a tooth. I was like, “why is there a brain in my tooth?”, then, “haha, that’s obviously intestines, dumbass”, then, “wait, why would there be intestines? Or fat?”

Anyway, whatever, I’m at the food court, gonna grab some pizza for my teeth or something.

The frog I dissected in HS science was pregnant. I hate to break it to you OP, but you’re frog pregnant. This what that looks like.

None of this fat is intramuscular and, visually, this is objectively too close to an idealized body type to have been anything but a suggestion to have a pizza.

I know what I must do, but I don’t know if I have the strength do it