You’re literally trekking through a world nearly 10,000 years into the end of time apocalypse after everything but the most powerful magic items have faded into dust and what little remains is merely a ghost of what it once was in the “golden era.” Of course the items are dogshit. That’s literally the only thing left in this broken world!

“whaoa dude the lore is so sick dude like the wiki explains how bambieshart was actually an agent of the glimmer knights and was actually killed by an opposing faction dude if you go to the wall precisely after killing the ice queen boss you can drop down a ledge to where the wall would collapse him and seal it dude this lore is so epic”