• BartyDeCanter@piefed.social
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    3 days ago

    Bisexual - You’re over 35

    Pansexual - You’re under 35

    Omnisexual - You’ve spent way more time thinking about your sexuality than getting laid

    Demisexual - You’re way more queer than you’re ready to admit.

    Sapiosexual - You’re a straight guy trying to impress the cute barista by seeming cool and intellectual. You are failing. Or you are a woman on a dating app trying to stop the endless flood of low-effort “sup” introductions. You are also failing.

    Edit: Forgot one!

    Heteroflexible - Willing to touch someone of the same gender sorta sexually for an audience if you think it means you’ll get a threesome later.

    • Rooskie91@discuss.online
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      3 days ago

      I thought pansexual was where you had the legs of a goat, played a little reed flute, and got off on being generally mischievous.

    • Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org
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      4 days ago

      Under what does someone fall, who regularly forgets that sex exists, immune to flirting, needs external reminders/influence and effort to get in to the mood, cant wrap their head around attraction at all and completely hates the hand their dealt with?

      • Mesophar@pawb.social
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        4 days ago

        I’m pansexual, solidly a millennial, and started using the term nearly a decade and a half ago. Which was late to the game, since the term had been around for about a decade before that.

  • Planchette @lemmy.zip
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    4 days ago

    To be fair, pansexuality is under the umbrella of bisexuality. What makes it more confusing is that there is no rule saying that bisexuals must only be attracted to 2 genders. Nor is there a rule stating that a bisexual must care about the gender of their partner.

    Edit: bisexual is a very old term, but it does not strictly refer to only two genders.