• BartyDeCanter@piefed.social
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    4 days ago

    Bisexual - You’re over 35

    Pansexual - You’re under 35

    Omnisexual - You’ve spent way more time thinking about your sexuality than getting laid

    Demisexual - You’re way more queer than you’re ready to admit.

    Sapiosexual - You’re a straight guy trying to impress the cute barista by seeming cool and intellectual. You are failing. Or you are a woman on a dating app trying to stop the endless flood of low-effort “sup” introductions. You are also failing.

    Edit: Forgot one!

    Heteroflexible - Willing to touch someone of the same gender sorta sexually for an audience if you think it means you’ll get a threesome later.

    • Rooskie91@discuss.online
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      3 days ago

      I thought pansexual was where you had the legs of a goat, played a little reed flute, and got off on being generally mischievous.

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      4 days ago

      Under what does someone fall, who regularly forgets that sex exists, immune to flirting, needs external reminders/influence and effort to get in to the mood, cant wrap their head around attraction at all and completely hates the hand their dealt with?

      • Mesophar@pawb.social
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        4 days ago

        I’m pansexual, solidly a millennial, and started using the term nearly a decade and a half ago. Which was late to the game, since the term had been around for about a decade before that.